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A true conversation with the tantrum boy of yesterday's post as we drove past a beautiful brick building.

Stink: "Wow, Mommy, that is a nice buidling."

Me: "Isn't it? It's a school. "

Stink: "I want to go there!"

Me: "Perhaps when you're 13. It's an all boys high school."

Stink: (Gasp) "No girls?!"

Me: "What's wrong with that?"

Stink: " I looooove girls. I can't wait to marry them."

Me: "There's no them, Stink. You get to choose one."

Stink: "But I'd want at least two."

Me: "That sounds lovely. But that's called polygamy - kind of against your Sunday school teachings."

Stink: "(Big sigh) Fine. I'll marry just one. But when they aren't looking, I'll blow kisses to the other ones."

Even my five year old is so male.


* Photo taken at a Halloween carnival last year. Even then it was all about seeing what the little ladies behind him thought as opposed to enjoying the ride with Pip. 

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Liza's Eyeview link
11/08/2008 22:50

Hey you - thanks for the bloggy visit. I too am so behind visiting.

My parents went back "home". They got homesick. They are doing well.

Yep, your boy is "all boy" :)

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Travis Erwin link
11/09/2008 04:09

Now that is funny.

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Jenster link
11/09/2008 05:54

Good thing you got that all written down to share with his wife some day.

That is PRICELESS!

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Ash link
11/09/2008 06:07

That's absolutely hilarious! The picture you found to go with it is so perfect...what a little womanizer.

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ms chica link
11/09/2008 09:22

He's going to grow up and be a relationship coach, isn't he?

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Just Jiff link
11/10/2008 13:17

That's hilarious! Thanks for stopping by my blog.

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FringeGirl link
11/10/2008 14:16

LOL! Men!!!

That's something you've got to remember for when he starts dating which may be in about 6 months.

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Daria link
11/10/2008 19:36

Talia just told me yesterday that she's going to marry Stink because "he's so funny and smart and I love him", so he's already got one girl quite charmed indeed.

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His Girl link
11/11/2008 06:47

I laughed all the way out loud. man. he's going to grow to be just the kind of boy that always suckered me in with their charm and the snarky little gleam in their eye....

cutiepants!

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Deb link
11/11/2008 07:58

Now that's funny! My little one is such a flirt, she and Stink would be kissin behind a tree within minutes of meeting each other! =)

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9ndhouse link
11/11/2008 09:51

THAT, is hilarious!! Guess he knows what he wants!! :-)

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Heidi link
11/11/2008 10:20

Well, I guess SOMEONE knows what they want.

Sorry, Stink, fortunately, you're not Hugh Hefner and you kinda can't do that....

Bubs is convinced that Hannah Montana will be his bride. T is convinced she never wants to get married or even hold hands with a boy because, "They're just gross. You know they sneeze into their hands? They don't even use a Kleenex!" I know, T, I know. They're pretty nasty.

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phd in yogurtry link
11/13/2008 21:37

It's sweet really. at the tender age of 5. To love girls enough to want to marry them all. Update us when he's 10.

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Braja link
11/14/2008 02:28

Ok...hilarious now....er....get back to me in 20 yrs and tell me what his wife thinks of that :)))
Got a laugh out of it, for sure :)

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