...and all people with more class than myself, I am now adding a new post to replace the penis post below.

Of course I am not permanently deleting the penis post because, shocking as this may sound, some people who read me might actually have less class than me, so why would I want to deny them a blow up schlong bigger than a Snoopy at Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade? (Let's just hope it doesn't break free and land in the Snoopy. Though that would give new meaning to the word "doggy style".)

Did that last joke go too far? Moving on.

I have nothing to report because I feel so behind the eight ball that all I want to do is curl up with a box of Duncan Donuts, smoke a cigarette, and magically make my Ebay piles, columns, house cleaning (damn those gnats) and new shirt of Rex's that I somehow managed to bleach with a wet towel from swimming go poof! Away with you bad voo doo domestic failure of a mama! Everything today will be shiny and new!

But the thing is, despite my 181 pounds, I don't eat many doughnuts.

Nor do I smoke.

But I do drink the occasional glass of red wine.

And, perhaps in some subconcious reference to the penis post, I have frozen bananas in my freezer.

And since today I locked my keys in my car at 2:30, despite my best efforts to get Pip and Stink to their final swim lessons on time, I am indulging.

I am also unplugging this weekend. I have once again gone techno computer all things electrical crazy .

I think I'm going to read a... gasp... book.

Love you all. And will check out your posts very soon! That is, if I don't somehow manage to spill Yuban all over my computer. That would not be good, but maybe the stench would scare the gnats away.

 

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