Picture
...This pic must have a story but I have no clue what it is. A friend took it at my son's kindergarten graduation last year and just emailed it to me.

Here are a few thoughts off the top of my head:

1. What? You just won a life time's supply of Yuban? No waaaay!

2. Yes, this is a horrible haircut. Hey, you had the bad Betty Paige, too?

3. Stink, stop licking the ABC floor mat!

4. What do you mean my kids are old enough to attend full day grade school?

5. I write a sex column? For real?

6. I'm going to become friends with Christian homeschoolers, my ex-gay boyfriend, and my entire graduating highschool class through the internet and Facebook.

7. Wow, purchasing a cabin costs how much in incidental blankets, quilts, pillows, heater filters, paint, silicone, roof tar, pool tables, moving companies and vintage embroidered snow scenes bought on sale for $15.00 at Out of the Closet? (That last item? Totally incidental. Like my ex-boyfriend, I just love the stuff I find Out of the Closet.)

8. I haven't posted in how many days?

9. It's what time right now?

10. Rex wants what tonight?

If anyone else would like to add to the list, feel free.

Meanwhile, I owe many of your sites a look-see. I hope all of you are well. If you don't hear from me, it's just I'm working three jobs to pay for my cabin, as well as therapy for my children who have been avoided for a whole year while I pay off my Discover Card and get a better hair-do.
 


Comments

RedStacey

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:51:53

How about, "Whose idea was flippin' KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION anyway? These kids can't even quit scratching their butts and picking their noses long enough to hold onto their diplomas!"

Great pic, I love you for posting it!!

 

Daria

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 06:41:28

I wish I could remember! Darnit.

 

Heidi

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:29:07

How about "I don't think SOOOOO"

That's the most common phrase in my house.

Love you, been too long.

 

gretchen

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:34:18

"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to school I go."

see? That's why I'm writing scripts for Hollywood.

not.

 



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